Umut ABALI

Movies

Everything I have watched and rated on IMDb, with my own score for each title.

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

2003 · Romance, Comedy · 116 min

It's the battle of wills, as Andie needs to prove she can dump a guy in 10 days, whereas Ben needs to prove he can win a girl in 10 days. Now, the clock is ticking—and the wildly entertaining comedy smash is off and running in this irresistible tale of sex, lies and outrageous ro…

Rated September 19, 2026

8/10

my score

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Fan mail

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  • Christopher Nolan

    Director · fiction

    I fold time. Umut folds his watchlist. One of us is behind, and I am not taking questions.

  • Matthew McConaughey

    Actor · fiction

    Alright, alright, alright. An 8 for How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. I can work with that.

  • Leonardo DiCaprio

    Actor · fiction

    Still no 10. The bear in The Revenant had an easier audience.

  • Quentin Tarantino

    Director · fiction

    He pauses a film to think. I have fired people for less. This is a compliment.

  • Greta Gerwig

    Director · fiction

    Umut watches comedies like literature and literature like a sleepover. Barbie would take notes.

  • Bong Joon-ho

    Director · fiction

    A 10 from Umut is rarer than a quiet subway car. I remain hopeful. Barely.

  • Zendaya

    Actor · fiction

    He notices the costume before the twist. That is either taste, or a warning.

  • Ryan Gosling

    Actor · fiction

    I'm just Ken. Umut said we could discuss a 10 after the credits. The credits were very long.

  • Denis Villeneuve

    Director · fiction

    He sat through Dune without checking his phone. I have written him into the sequel. Spiritually.

  • Margot Robbie

    Actor · fiction

    Somewhere in Istanbul there is a spreadsheet of my films. I have never felt more famous.